Nasruddin was flirting with two women. He was unsure about which one to marry. One day he was cornered by both of them. They demanded to know which one he loved the most. An undecided Nasruddin said, "Put forward a practical situation which would make it easy for me to decide."
"Suppose we both fell into a river and are drowning, then which one would you save?" asked the lean and prettier one.
Nasruddin turns to the other fat but a more moneyed woman and asks her, "My dear do you know swimming?"
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